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my computers are the 6 dwarves:
- fermion
- boson
- neutron
- electron
- quark
- fucko

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how my slime works Show more

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[record scratch, freeze frame]
hi, i bet you're wondering what the fuck

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*extremely team rocket voice* Show more

re: now its lewd and stuff re: kink sorta Show more

now its lewd and stuff re: kink sorta Show more

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hi i didnt steal the tv i promise i had permission

i just went outside at half past midnight in gray sweatpants, a gray jacket, and a gray beanie, walked around the house, went in the back door, and walked out carrying a tv back

and it didnt occur to me at all until afterwards just how suspicious that must have looked if anyone saw

also i somehow managed to catch them both blinking, nice

my computers are the 6 dwarves:
- fermion
- boson
- neutron
- electron
- quark
- fucko

how my slime works Show more

the thing i think i hate most about youtube is seeing interesting videos about controversial topics either in my recommendations or elsewhere, but being afraid to so much as click because it would make The Algorithm try to feed me related bullshit from angry shitheads

hey, vsauce, michael here. what is "yiffing"? i don't know and at this point i'm too afraid to ask

hey mewsauce, kity here. you ever think about PETTING?

:dizzy_trans: professional beanie babie :sparkles_trans:'s choices:

wtf, kity?!

wtf, kity?!