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my computers are the 6 dwarves:
- fermion
- boson
- neutron
- electron
- quark
- fucko

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[record scratch, freeze frame]
hi, i bet you're wondering what the fuck

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@ky0ko she did this with absolutely no prompting or relevance to anything we had been talking abeut

@ky0ko just:
- got up
- walked into the other room
- grabbed a container
- filled it with water
- put it on the bed (spilling water all over)
- dunked her phone in it

- looked at me and said "water cooling"

if computers are so good why havent they made computers 2

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re: now its lewd and stuff re: kink sorta Show more

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hi i didnt steal the tv i promise i had permission

i just went outside at half past midnight in gray sweatpants, a gray jacket, and a gray beanie, walked around the house, went in the back door, and walked out carrying a tv back

and it didnt occur to me at all until afterwards just how suspicious that must have looked if anyone saw

also i somehow managed to catch them both blinking, nice

:dizzy_trans: professional beanie babie :sparkles_trans:'s choices:

wtf, kity?!

wtf, kity?!